Mira, compañeros, tenemos que reunir como comunidad, vale? We’ve all got to get together and try to win the Philebrity Award for City Publication of the Year. This would be so rockin’ for this little Bilingual Engine That Could. Venga, Latinos, cast your vote ahora. Let’s prove to all those people who thinks Latinos aren’t tapped in to technology that they are. And as for my fellow gringos, a gal could use some help, you know?
P.S. You’ll notice that the other nominees are kind of killing us right now. As much as we love y admirar los otros candidatos, we want to win. Mostly because I want to get up there with our publisher and say thank you bilingually (he’ll do English, I’ll do Spanish), and like bring the diversity. The last time I was onstage at the Troc, it was a disastrous appearance as a “special guest judge” at a karaoke contest. When I came onstage, people booed me. They were like, “This is your special guest judge? We were hoping for Justin Guarini!”