This poor soul’s ad has been on Craigslist for what seems like eons. The wording doesn’t change, though the price sure does:
Bob, let me offer you some advice. First of all, stop describing the computer as “rare.” I have two of these up in my attic, and I can’t even donate them to the most desperate, underfunded nonprofit.
I do, however, have some good news for you. There is a whole world of mods and adaptations for your priceless (literally) iMac.
And courtesy of Kiwidee:
So my point, Bob, is that if the thing hasn’t sold by now, it’s just not going to sell unless it’s to someone who wants to use it as a fish tank.