An Open Letter to iMac Seller Bob on Craigslist

This poor soul’s ad has been on Craigslist for what seems like eons. The wording doesn’t change, though the price sure does:

Bob, let me offer you some advice. First of all, stop describing the computer as “rare.” I have two of these up in my attic, and I can’t even donate them to the most desperate, underfunded nonprofit.

I do, however, have some good news for you. There is a whole world of mods and adaptations for your priceless (literally) iMac.

Cat bed:

Aquarium:

Hamster cage:

And courtesy of Kiwidee:

So my point, Bob, is that if the thing hasn’t sold by now, it’s just not going to sell unless it’s to someone who wants to use it as a fish tank.